As you can see here I’m not really too fond of Facebook ever since they bought up instagram for some absurd amount of money.
every morning i wake up, let the dog out, feed him, and brew fresh coffee.
now i’m sitting at my dinner table, watching the kitchen TV. QVC is on, and they are trying to sell “Go Bible!” it’s a device that you can plug in a bible verse (ie, romans 1:5) and the thing finds the verse for you, then reads it aloud in an eery pedophile voice. they keep saying, “it helps with private worship time.”
“iBible can be a bit too bulky, but with Go Bible! you can pack it in your carry on, (to worship on the plane obvi), or you can clip it on your belt to bring with you while you go jogging.”
“yes diane, Go Bible is perfect for travel and recreation! The lord can travel with you where ever you go. i also want to point out that it makes an excellent gift. your grand kids are graduating, going off to college- worshiping will be hard for them when they’re at school. Go Bible gives them the freedom to worship anytime.”
So for only $48.95 you get the Go Bible, a set of head phones, a belt clip, and a life time warranty.
hahahaha
