As you can see here I’m not really too fond of Facebook ever since they bought up instagram for some absurd amount of money.
Hard Work
Co-Worker: You guys want to join the exclusive club?
Me: What club?
Co-Worker: The "I Got Paid To Fuck Club"
Me: YES
Co-Worker: It makes it that much better; you're like, "I'm on the clock right now bitch!"
Me: I feel that way when I poop at work too.
Co-Worker: Oh. My. God.
