January 2011
Dear 2010,
You started off really shitty. But you’re ending on a good note and I’m okay with that.
Thanks
Love always,
Juliet.
December 2010
I've spent every night this week in a 50 foot...
5 of 10- top 6 regrets.
1. staying with my ex after he cheated.
2. fucking up my grades in high school.
3. the multiple times I’ve pussied out on hooking up with guys.
4. buying my Honda Civic which, later blew up on the Northern State.
5. never taking the bar tending class I signed up and paid for.
6. not taking a chance to kiss you.
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condensed details about my night in an igloo.
After work we all drove down to Main Street Cafe so the boys could have a few drinks, Ketel One vodka on the rocks and a Blue Point Winter Ale, the ladies stuck with water. Once we sipped our last drops and tipped the bar tender handsomely, we hiked up the mountains of snow where the road used to lie. The 4 of us met up with 2 other co-workers and were ready to make ourselves comfortable in the...
4 of 10- Things that are on my brain.. a lot.
it’s been 7 months since I’ve had sex.
sex.
sex with the guy I find attractive.
how much money I have in my bank account.
the fact I am starting to hate being alone.
does my hair look okay?
what is there to eat for lunch?
3 of 10- 8 ways to make me think you actually like...
1. you can carry a some what intelligent conversation.
2. you have a dirty sense of humor.
3. if you have similar music tastes.
4. you know how to cook a good meal.
5. when I need you to help me do something, you do not hesitate to do so.
6. give memorable hugs/ kisses.
7. if you do any extreme sports.
8. dress attractively. Not in Alaska t shirts your grandma brought you back from the land...
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I want to tell you how I feel but you’ll laugh in my face.
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“If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.”
– Doc Brown
2 of 10- write 9 things about yourself
1. I love to knit.
2. I fall for guys that give me positive attention.
3. I hate my short hair.
4. I’m also starting to hate not having someone to kiss goodnight.
5. I have hypochondriac tendencies.
6. I love my own sense of fashion.
7. My favorite thing in the morning is a vanilla latte and cigarette.
8. I don’t say “thank you” enough.
9. I like to do everything...
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any good romantic comedy movie suggestions?
I usually hate snow..
but my boss closed the office tomorrow.
hooray for blizzards!
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You and I should get away for a while, I just want to be alone with your smile. Buy some candy and cigarettes and we’ll get in my car. We’ll blast the stereo and we’ll drive to Madagascar. Because when I’m with you, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do.
I just want to be your only one.
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G. Love and Special Sauce- Kick Drum
Come on and...
I want you. Bad.
In my bed.
Now.
Don’t you want me too?
Snot, tissues and soup.
I have been sick for the past two days. I passed out at 8:30 last night and woke up at 4 AM, my head felt like a giant ball of snot. I couldn’t talk or hear anything and had a fever up to 103 degrees F. I had to call in sick for work; the show was cancelled anyway due to the obvious inclement weather here on the east coast.
I feel a little better now. My hearing is still off and I’m...
10 things I wish I could tell 10 people before the...
1. I think you could have been a better dad and no matter how much you want to, you can’t take your money with you when you die.
2. These last couple months without being able to see you every weekend has been killing me. January 7th couldn’t come any faster.
3. Over the past year we’ve grown closer without actually moving closer. I want to tell you you’ve been my best...
All our troubles will be out of sight
Thoughts on Christmas Day 2010..
Every Christmas since 2000 has been split. Christmas Eve with my mom and Christmas Day with my dad. I can only remember Christmas as a child through home videos of my little voice screeching with excitement at the sight of heaping piles of presents. My memory only stretches back to the past few years, we’re all older, bigger, less excited. The only one in my...
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A few hours 'til Christmas and all I want under my...
Anonymous asked: Your kinda sexy and id like to bend you over and make you squeal like a little piggy?
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I Am Waiting
I am waiting on a wooden bar stool, belly grumbling from tequila.
I am waiting on the side walk, cigarette falling from shaking hands.
I am waiting in the car, eyes closing from no sleep.
I am waiting patiently.
Quietly.
I am waiting for nothing.
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Objects of My Affection- Peter Bjorn and John
...
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men are hard to read, or maybe they aren't..
So let’s just say you work with this guy and you get along well. You find him attractive and he tells you at a diner sesh (that lasts for 2 hours til 5:30 Am, just the two of you) you have a nice body, he also admits to being a man whore and tells you miscellaneous stories about sexual experiences with hook ups and ex girlfriends. (keep in mind this is all over the past month.) So time goes...
I don’t think I could be any happier right now.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19) →
Frank Sinatra (34)
Marvin Gaye (6)
James Brown (5)
Red Hot Chili Peppers (4)
Incubus (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Nonsensical things I get my family for Christmas.
My brother Peter age 14- A Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon and The Beatles Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band t shirts.
My Brother Aidan age 7- Life size cut out of Justin Bieber.
My Step Dad age 54- a “with the beatles” picture mug.
My Mom age 48- Crappy ornament with all of our names written on it “christmas 2010”
My sister Whitney age 25- We didn’t do...
so no tongue ring huh guys?
I’ve been debating for the last month whether to get my tongue pierced. I really want it but I’m too afraid to actually get it done.
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
It’s Monday. I went to bed and woke up with a terrible migraine. I have work from 11-7 today. I get to my office and it’s about 88 degrees Fahrenheit in the entire building. Remember I posted a picture of my office? If you saw it you’ll remember it’s the size of a utility closet filled with all of the cable wires, router, cable boxes, stereo, my computer, printer and a...
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Can I sail through the changing ocean tides?
Can I handle the seasons of my life?
Well, I’ve been afraid of changing ‘cause I’ve built my life around you.
But time makes you bolder, children get older
And I’m getting older too.
Time makes you bolder.
I used to think staying home from college was the worst choice I ever made in my life. I thought it for a while. From the time my high school friends left for college in August 2009 till this past November I was pretty resentful toward my situation.
I’ve come to like being home. I have my own bed, car, good food, two jobs and I’ve grown up a little faster.
I took a break from college...
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The Daydream
His arms though not colossal, are strong enough to carry her to the unmade bed that drowns in his scent.
She lies belly up,
vulnerable,
and wanting.
He stares at her naked body.
Her diminutive breasts,
And lips like two jumper cables
captivate his worn hands and keen eyes.
He pries at her thick thighs and places himself inside her;
His offering to the goddess that...
I'm filled with so many words this morning, they...
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“If a man could wear a diaper, shit in it and have his woman change it for him-...”
– Andrea Macklin, my co worker at Plaza Medical
Me: Hey Doc, what kind of a guy is one who drinks vodka on the rocks?
Doc: Well, he's one of two things. First thing he could be is a guy who doesn't like to follow the crowd or, he could be an alcoholic.
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It’s way too late to be this locked inside ourselves, the trouble is you’re in love with someone else.
It should be me, oh it should be me.
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung..
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.
Make him the cutest that I’ve ever seen, give him two lips like likes roses and clover,
Then tell him his lonesome nights are over.
Mr. Sandman, I’m so alone, don’t have no body to call my own.
Please turn on your magic beam, Mr. Sandman bring me a dream.
stupiddumbbitch-deactivated2011 asked: RE: dating/men advice: read "Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man" by Steve Harvey. No, seriously. There IS some good stuff in there.
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If anyone has any advice on dating, flirting or...
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The making of a great compilation tape.. is hard...
My friend from work can only play CDs in his car and had stated he was bored of the current one, I told him I would make him a new Mix CD because it’s kind of my thing.
I hope you like it!
1. I Love Marijuana- Linval Thompson (off the Eurotrip Soundtrack)
2. Eriatarka- The Mars Volta (De-Loused in the Comatorium)
3. Teddy Picker- Arctic Monkeys (Favourite Worst Nightmare)
4. I Might Be...
So the ligament in my left foot is torn.
Not fun.